It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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