I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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