You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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