Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
You surviving the open bar?
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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