break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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