let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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