Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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