on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
