girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
they need to just BURY HIM!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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