I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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