The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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