I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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