If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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