even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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