Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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