I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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