Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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