stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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