The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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