I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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