are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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