He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i dont even know how to be here
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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