But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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