he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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