Its about making memories worth repressing
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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