Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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