At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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