so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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