If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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