Just mADE A PArabola og urine
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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