Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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