why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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