Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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