just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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