Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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