So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you guys were way drunker than both of me
where am i from again
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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