I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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