he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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