Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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