So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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