please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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