I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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