Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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