Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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