When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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