How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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