Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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