I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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