you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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