i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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