So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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