R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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