This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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