I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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