you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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