I swear she didn't look like that last week.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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