smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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