playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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